How To Waste Seminar

Trust me, i am a proffesional in this field.

Step One-
Go to a seminar with your friends. The ones you can talk about everything, anything and nothing with. You know them.

Step Two-
Look for your travel pass for about ten minutes or so.

Step Three-
Realize you don't have it, beg your teacher to let you stay for about five minutes.

Step Four-
Search for your pencil in your oversized purse.

Step Five-
Pause the pencil searching. It's awkward turtle time.

Step Six-
Resume the pencl searching...OOO a piece of gum.

Step Seven-
Discuss with your friends the science of gum.

"Autumn, what have you accomplished this seminar?"
'Well, uhm, well I, uhhh...Want a piece of gum"?

Step Eight-
Find your pencil, finally!

"Autumn, open your book"
"It's open"
"Start working then"
"I just found my pencil"
"It took you 40 minutes to find your pencil?!"
" It's a little pencil, and my bag is really big...I bet you couldn't find a pencil in here"
*Throw Pencil Back In*
"Just work, Autumn"
"Oh well, gotta find my pencil again"
*Get THE look*

Step Nine-
Write the homework assignment on top of the page.

Step Ten-
The kid next to you doesn't know what water polo is. It's diagram time on the whiteboard.

"Autumn...SIT DOWN!"
"But he didn't know what water polo was...i couldn't just leave him in the dark like that"

Step Eleven-
Sit down. Stare at the page for a bit.

"Kelsey, remember when i got behind the Zetterburg sign and was talking"
ALL LAUGH
"Hey, Autumn, BE QUIET"
"Sorry"
"I'm coming over to see what you accomplish today"
"Good. I accomplished alot"

Step Twelve-
Scramble. Find that spanish worksheet you did yesterday.

Step Thirteen-
Show the teacher what you "did".

"Oh...well...next time can you try working and being quiet?"
"I'll consider it"

CONGRATS YOU WASTED AN HOUR& A HALF!

Love,
Autumn


P.S. Sorry it's been so long):