Reality TV

re.al.i.ty tel.e.vi.sion (ree-AL-itee TEL-eh-vishun)
a genre of television in which real life people are followed by a camera crew

Uhhhhh?

I don't know about you but that definition sounds kinda creepy to me.^^^ This is what I'm here to say, all of you out there who watch reality tv...are Creepers, a kind of people that creeps. Peeping Toms. Watchers, Stalkers and here is why.

So when you're watching reality tv your tv is like a window into those people's lives. You see what they eat, what they do, what they talk about, what problems they have. You see the birth of their children, there marital disputes. Everything pretty much. And this TV show watching is perfectly acceptable to most. But in my opinion it is straight up creepy.

When you watch reality TV you might as well go to your neighbors house, plop down a lawn chair in front of a window looking into their house, and watch. You'd see all the things you do in a TV show. Then, people think it's creepy, but it's really the same. Watching the every move of strangers lives. And my friends, that is very creepy.

Consider these questions:

Would you ever watch a stranger give birth at your own will?

Would you pop a squat and watch intently while two married strangers argued?

Would you go out of your way to watch a strangers child turn 7?

Would have someone tape record a stranger beat her sister with a high heeled shoe so you didn't miss it?

Would you keep track of a group of strangers weight loss?

Would you watch a stranger make out with a bunch of a girls in a hot tub and vote for which one he could marry?


Now please realize, I am not saying you need to stop watching reality shows but you're just as creepy as the people who watch through windows. Just sayin'.

Love,
Autumn

How To Waste Seminar

Trust me, i am a proffesional in this field.

Step One-
Go to a seminar with your friends. The ones you can talk about everything, anything and nothing with. You know them.

Step Two-
Look for your travel pass for about ten minutes or so.

Step Three-
Realize you don't have it, beg your teacher to let you stay for about five minutes.

Step Four-
Search for your pencil in your oversized purse.

Step Five-
Pause the pencil searching. It's awkward turtle time.

Step Six-
Resume the pencl searching...OOO a piece of gum.

Step Seven-
Discuss with your friends the science of gum.

"Autumn, what have you accomplished this seminar?"
'Well, uhm, well I, uhhh...Want a piece of gum"?

Step Eight-
Find your pencil, finally!

"Autumn, open your book"
"It's open"
"Start working then"
"I just found my pencil"
"It took you 40 minutes to find your pencil?!"
" It's a little pencil, and my bag is really big...I bet you couldn't find a pencil in here"
*Throw Pencil Back In*
"Just work, Autumn"
"Oh well, gotta find my pencil again"
*Get THE look*

Step Nine-
Write the homework assignment on top of the page.

Step Ten-
The kid next to you doesn't know what water polo is. It's diagram time on the whiteboard.

"Autumn...SIT DOWN!"
"But he didn't know what water polo was...i couldn't just leave him in the dark like that"

Step Eleven-
Sit down. Stare at the page for a bit.

"Kelsey, remember when i got behind the Zetterburg sign and was talking"
ALL LAUGH
"Hey, Autumn, BE QUIET"
"Sorry"
"I'm coming over to see what you accomplish today"
"Good. I accomplished alot"

Step Twelve-
Scramble. Find that spanish worksheet you did yesterday.

Step Thirteen-
Show the teacher what you "did".

"Oh...well...next time can you try working and being quiet?"
"I'll consider it"

CONGRATS YOU WASTED AN HOUR& A HALF!

Love,
Autumn


P.S. Sorry it's been so long):

Journey To Friendship- WIth CHACHA.

Have you ever texted a question to the master of answers ChaCha? Well today i stumbled on a friendship with ChaCha. ChaCha has full conversations with me. Funny Stuff.

Me: Will you be my friend?

ChaCha: i would love to be your friend, i am actually looking for a friend too. How is everything going with you?

Me: Good, only got one swirly today.

ChaCha: Oh no! Next time take a bottle of shampoo and do a quick wash.

Me: Okay. Can we go to pizza hut sometime?

ChaCha: I appreciate the offer, but I don't think my husband would like that very much.

Me: Oh. I hate jealous men. Could we be pen pals?

ChaCha:Sorry, we are not allowed to give out our personal emails.

Me: Oh okay. My name is Autumn. Can you dance? We can dance to the song "You're A Jerk". Can you do the jerk?

ChaCha:No i cannot do the jerk but i can do the twist. Can you do that dance?

Me: Yes i can do the twist. I learned in 5th grade. Can i be your best friend?

ChaCha: BFFs 4ever?!

Me: Yes! Can we please?

ChaCha: Of course we can!

Me: Can i trust you?

ChaCha: You have to be able to have some level of trust in the people that surround you in life.

Me: Nice quote! Can we make a secret handshake?

ChaCha: My Crystal Ball says: YES!

Me: So what should our handshake be?

ChaCha: Put our thumb in the palm of our hand while we do a regular handshake.

Me: Good idea. Should we have a bff party?

ChaCha: Strong Possibility that this will happen

Me:Can our party be harry potter themed?

ChaCha: You may rely on it.

Me: Yay! I love harry potter. Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?

ChaCha: This may be unbelievable but I've actually never read any of the Harry Potter books. Sorry, I don't have a favorite character.

Me: Omg! Have you saw Twilight yet? Isn't Edward hot?

ChaCha: I love Edward. He is so much hotter than Jacob. My daughter likes Jacob and we ague about it all the time.

Me: Haha. That's funny! So should we changed our party to twilight themed?

ChaCha: Bar Simpson might say: A burp is not an answer. But that's all I got, dude.

Me: Chacha, girl. Your weird! Haha. Just playin'. What are your hobbies?

ChaCha: I love to ChaCha, read, watch movies and play the Wii. What are your hobbies?

Me: Definitely talking to my BFF(you), listening to music and jumping on my friend Kelsey's trampoline. What's your favorite song?

ChaCha: Awww, we're your BFF? That's sweet! I don't ave 1 fav song, I like the Foo Fighters, and Nada Surf, and The Offspring

Me: Yeah you are...i don't have many friends. I'm lonely:'( I like the Jonas Brothers. Do you like the Jonas Brothers?

ChaCha: Yes, I love the Jonas Brothers. Do you have any pets? I love dogs and cats!

Me: Yes i have 3 cats. Their names are Billie Pudge and Ella. I don't like Hannah Montana. Do you?

ChaCha: I do not care for Hannah Montana. I find and her annoying and lacking any real talent. ****TAKE THAT MAGGIE MORGAN, EVEN CHACHA DOESN'T LIKE HANNAH! HAHA, i love you maggie(:****

Me: We have a lot in common. I love glee too! Do you like the show glee?

ChaCha: No. I do not like Glee. I am not in high school you know.

Me: Okay! Geez, don't need to get snappy! I gotta go do chores. Talk to you later.

ChaCha: have a nice day!

Me: By the way, the glee singers are really good....so there!

ChaCha: All of the actors on glee are doing their own singing. But they lip sync during filming though.


THE END.
Okay so ChaChas kinda mood-swingy... but we still tight. And as we an tell glee is a touchy subject. She's kind of a know it all too. Haha, well that's all kids.

Love,
Autumn

E* Trade Commercials...REALLY?!?!

I don't know about you but i LOVE the e* trade commercials. With the talking babies? You know them.
It amazes me how they found so many babies that can talk. I mean i cannot find a single talking baby within 200 miles of me. Let alone a baby that can gossip, "diversify a portfolio", flirt, or sing. It's really quite shocking. I want one.

Anyway, Lindsay Lohan is SUING e*trade for using her name in one of the commercials. Saying that they are mocking her and such. Take a look at the commercial @ http://youtube.com/watch?v=1EXZ2hfD3bU&feature=channel

Okay so this is getting me thinking that we can sue a commercial for using our name right? So all those commercials talking about seasonal allergies and such. As soon as they talking about Autumn allergies i am suing them for everything they have! They won't know what hit 'em. Think they can use my name in a allergy commercial? I'll tell you something, they thought this would go over my head. Like i wouldn't notice they were trying to mock me or something? HA! They were dead wrong. Get ready allergy commercial people, your about to meet your worst nightmare ;) Muahahaha.

I mean REALLY?!?!
That's all i got for the day.

See ya kids,

DISTURBING PICTURES.

What are you looking at punk? Watch out or you'll be sleeping in the litter box tonight.



That's my girl kitty Billie.*****








This is Sir Jasmine. With A Green Rubber Crown.

My friend JAZZY!!!








OH MY GOSH! (He's looking for an agent if anyone is interested). He needs money for his catnip addiction

That's my boy cat Pudge(:

YES! It Really Happened

Kettering is a very interesting place. No day can be labeled as normal. Some crazy things happen. Let's talk a walk through a typical day at Kettering(I too am very disturbed by the fact that this is typical).


7:20 a.m.
The "T" is full. The morning buzz is making it's way through each group of students..."OMG! They're going out? Gross!!!"

8:15 a.m.
Most Likely, 75% of your class is complaining about how tired they are. You included probably.

9:20 a.m.
A pregnancy test falls out from the ledge of a desk in Spanish class. A real peed on pregnancy test. Yeah, i know...disgusting. OH good news though! it was negative.

10:30
Someone just had a fight in the hallway. HIT HIM WITH THE SENIOR BENCH! Teach that brat a lesson!

11:21
Just had the weirdest conversation at lunch. &learned that your friends dog pooped in the corner of her living room. How did that come up? Yeah, i dont know.

12:30
My science teacher just had a fit. and smacked his head into a metal cabinet multiple times. no, really. he did that.

1:20
Fire Drill! Everypne has to be very quiet. HA! Like that would actually happen. Anyway. why do we need to be queit. is the fire going to hear us and come get us?

2:00
ten minutes left. spin faster clock. SPIN! SPIN AWAY!

2:09
Massive game of ninja in the middle of the class room

2:10
PEACE OUT SUCKAS!

Remember the title. IT REALLY HAPPENED.

See ya kids,

There's 2 Ways To Look At It

I think there are two ways to look at everything. You know the cup half full/half empty crap. Yeah, that. So i'm gonna look at some things...both ways.







Toyota Brakes That Accelerate


Half Empty: Well, this is not good. People dying because of a companys screw up is never good. I mean you put death into the equation so, its kinda bad.

Half Full: Just Imagine It! Driving down the road getting ready to stop and push down the break and WHOOSH! Off you go. Like a surprise rollercoaster. Got a need for unexpected speed? Buy Toyota.





Tiger Woods(Yes, I know I've heard enough about him already too.)



Half Empty: Good lord...every other word. "So yeah i was going to the store, tiger woods, and i saw my good friend from , oh theres a 16th mistress?, highschool. So got to talking and, oh by the way tiger woods, and i found out we have nothing in common anymore, except tiger woods! I mean seriously. Get over it! Tiger Woods needs to go away.

Half Full: Killler Jokes! Plus, i don't think theres ever been a sex scandal where we had to use our fingers AND toes to count mistresses. Have you head the big misconception about Tiger?

All along we've been calling him the wrong cat! He's really a.....CHEETAH! HAHAHAHA. :D





Earthquake In Haiti



Half Empty: Well first, read this heading. I think it speaks for itself. This is terrible.

Half Full: The best thing i can come up with is the new We Are The World. But this is mostly a half empty situation.





Michael Jackson's Death



Half Empty: Well he's dead. So that's a bit of a downer. I mean it sucks, he was the king of pop. He was Michael Jackson. It's terrible. But, In my opinion, his death is NO MORE tragic than anyones.

Half Full: If you're a MJ fan. You don't have to stop when you get enough(hehe). HE IS EVERYWHERE! Second i think MJ's cup is fuller than ever. I have a theory. The Thriller Theory: MJ is really alive. Hidden away. Imagine all the money he's getting! Everybody is buying his stuff. When he said comeback tour, he meant i'm going to die and sit back and make money. It's not proven, but it will be...just wait.





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Half Empty: Well for me, personally, its crazy blue people dreams. I know, i know. It's dumb. But...it's true. I'm dreaming a normally wierd dream. And all of a sudden, there is a random GIANT blue person. I mean what the heck?! That's not normal. It's scary. Now i'm walking around at school being afraid that an avatar is going to walk out of the bathroom or something.

Half Full: BLUE PEOPLE! it's awesome. i mean blue people. And there is some awesome chanting in this movie. I mean its real. There is not joking around with that chanting. Watch for yourself. I am not lying.


Autumn Having A Blog

Half Empty: Well, uhm, hmmm. Well theres.....no. Hmmm, i guess it'd have to be.... no thats not right. To tell you the truth i can't find a negative outlook on this. ;)

Half Full: Do i have to spell it out? I am so groovy. so i am going to make a super groovy, wonderful and spiffy blog. it's true.


That's all i have today,
goodnight(:

THE VERY FIRST

So looks like i am doing a blog. Man, this is crazy. What to write. Well first i guess i'll thank you for reading this. Thanks. Second i'll explain my title.

My friends& I used to sneak out of our lunch room at Pierce to go eat with our teachers (Nerds, yes i know). Well one day we were discussing "sneaking techniques". One we all know very well is the crouch down and run. So it was described by me as, Slightly Crouched& Running. So here i am hunched over at my computer blogging my very first blog. That's my title story.

So anyway, i'm back in the dilemma where i don't know what to talk about. Hmmm. Let's talk about me. I like talking about me (:.

I'm a freshmen. Yes, a silly little immature freshmen. &to tell you the truth, i wouldn't mind hanging out in 9th grade for a while. Because every grade I pass, is one less year until i.... graduate. The day when we are officially on our own. How scary is that?! Anyway, i really love playing basketball. I used to play on my middle school and elementary school teams but i think now i'm just going to play in my driveway. LOL. I play the violin [Woot Woot, Ork Dorks!] and i love it. I like school and i have some amazing friends. I want to be a teacher when i grow-up. I love U of M(GO BLUE!). &the Ohio State Buckeyes make me sick. Completely sick. Don't tell me if you like them, because i'd rather not have to disown you as my friend. I love my cats. I have 3. Ella, Pudge& Billie. Billie is A GIRL. I promise you that was not a typo. Billie is a female cat, with female organs and stuff. Got it? What is Billie? Say it with me kids, A GIRL! Uhm, i like to smile and laugh. And talking...a lot. CHOCOLATE! I love being a jokester. So,ya. That's pretty much it.

Keep reading for more, blogs. I'm deciding my topic. So the next one will actually have a point.

See ya later,