Kettering is a very interesting place. No day can be labeled as normal. Some crazy things happen. Let's talk a walk through a typical day at Kettering(I too am very disturbed by the fact that this is typical).
7:20 a.m.
The "T" is full. The morning buzz is making it's way through each group of students..."OMG! They're going out? Gross!!!"
8:15 a.m.
Most Likely, 75% of your class is complaining about how tired they are. You included probably.
9:20 a.m.
A pregnancy test falls out from the ledge of a desk in Spanish class. A real peed on pregnancy test. Yeah, i know...disgusting. OH good news though! it was negative.
10:30
Someone just had a fight in the hallway. HIT HIM WITH THE SENIOR BENCH! Teach that brat a lesson!
11:21
Just had the weirdest conversation at lunch. &learned that your friends dog pooped in the corner of her living room. How did that come up? Yeah, i dont know.
12:30
My science teacher just had a fit. and smacked his head into a metal cabinet multiple times. no, really. he did that.
1:20
Fire Drill! Everypne has to be very quiet. HA! Like that would actually happen. Anyway. why do we need to be queit. is the fire going to hear us and come get us?
2:00
ten minutes left. spin faster clock. SPIN! SPIN AWAY!
2:09
Massive game of ninja in the middle of the class room
2:10
PEACE OUT SUCKAS!
Remember the title. IT REALLY HAPPENED.
See ya kids,
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